Great Last Minute Gift Idea

A sane and savvy entrepreneur has produced the perfect gift item for those of us who can hardly wait -- hardly wait till George W. Bush is heading back to Crawford Texas that is! The "George Bush Countdown Clock" is a beautiful decorative and practical addition to every freedom-loving American's home or office environment. Unfortunately, this nifty little stocking-stuffer is already back-ordered, so you can't get it in time for the holidays (they hate it when you say "holiday" instead of "Christmas", so I say: "HOLIDAY! HOLIDAY! HOLIDAY!" just to unnerve them even more!) But something this perfect is worth waiting for. Place your orders at:

http://www.georgebushcountdownclock.com

To keep the spirit alive, I have permanently added a countdown timer to this blog on the right sidebar, so all of us can each day take some solace in the fact that one day the nightmare will be over. Happy Holidays!